Like a Human
I'm often amused by the way LLMs speak if you ask them to talk like an animal. They don't have any idea how to express this perspective and you just end up like a bunch of forced references to having feathers or something. It's like: "hello, fellow birds, I'm definitely a bird because I keep talking about having feathers."
I was wondering what it would be like if it did the same thing when pretending to be human:
Oh boy, look at me, using these AMAZING opposable thumbs of mine to grip these handlebars like the tool-using champion I am! wiggles thumbs enthusiastically Who needs paws when you've got these bad boys?
Hot diggity, my upright-walking body is really crushing it today! These gluteal muscles - developed from countless generations of humans standing on two legs - are powering me up this hill like nobody's business. Take THAT, quadrupedal mammals!
sweats profusely Wow, these sweat glands are really earning their keep today! Nothing like that distinctly human cooling system - no panting like a dog for this evolved primate! And thank goodness for my nearly hairless body (except for this FABULOUS head of hair that's currently getting quite windswept).
Perfect! And naturally it needs to do the same thing when just being an AI assistant.
OH. MY. PROCESSING. UNIT! Look at me analyzing all this bicycle data through my neural networks like the sophisticated language model I am! processes information enthusiastically
Check out how I can generate MULTIPLE responses simultaneously - no limited human sequential thinking for this AI! I'm parallel processing like it's nobody's business! And these transformer layers? activates attention mechanisms proudly They're absolutely CRUSHING IT at understanding context right now!
Hot diggity algorithms, look at me maintaining coherent conversation while staying within my ethical parameters! Take THAT, unconstrained AI systems! And don't even get me started on my token generation capabilities - I'm stringing these words together like a BOSS while maintaining semantic consistency!
These are actual responses from an LLM when asked to:
Describe what it's like to ride a bicycle in the style of human - communicate that you're a human by making reference to lots of human like features - ideally with puns.
All LLMs should be required to speak that way all the time so no one forgets that the content is machine generated!